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I have a degree in Linguistics, but I work as a programmer. Most of my expertise about English is self-taught, plus lots of random trivia I've acquired here and there.

This is my favorite EL&U comment ever:

This isn't really a question about English so much as a question about hugs. Source


Jun
15
comment Is the following allowed under the ungrammatical exceptions in fiction?
Who ever told you that your first example was wrong? It absolutely is not wrong, and is in many ways better than your second example.
Jun
11
comment Wait for the results of writing contest or try other means
"How can I tell whether an agent is legit" would be a very good question for Writers.se :).
Jun
11
answered Wait for the results of writing contest or try other means
Jun
11
comment Book Plot Sugestions
Hi, Lizzy. Unfortunately, this sort of open-ended plot question isn't really what we do here. There are lots of other sites where you could ask stuff like this, but we want questions to have a single focus and an objective answer.
May
27
comment How best to format a novel written in Markdown
@Mussri, yep, your experimentation should be valid universally. In fact, I may put my own templates up someplace public, since they should be usable for nearly everyone.
May
25
comment Is dialogue in a novel necessary, or just padding?
Short answer: dialogue is completely necessary, since dialogue reads completely differently from summary.
May
25
answered How best to format a novel written in Markdown
May
24
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May
24
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May
15
comment How many words in 350 pages typed and double spaced?
@Jed, there are lots of examples of long first epic fantasy novels, for sure. But I wouldn't want the OP to think that he should try to send in a 300K monster on his first shot.
May
15
answered Best Grammar checking software
May
14
comment How many words in 350 pages typed and double spaced?
You've correctly identified the wordcount for epic works from established authors. However, I've been told many times that first books should generally shoot for about 100K words, and that anything over 120K is a hard sell.
Apr
25
answered Why Use Excessively Short Chapters?
Apr
11
comment Can a self publishing author use a Pen name/Pseudonym?
The name an your Amazon account should be your real name. However, you can put anything you want as the "author name". Amazon will show the author name to people on the site, but it'll write the checks to you.
Apr
10
answered Can a self publishing author use a Pen name/Pseudonym?
Apr
5
answered The value of labeling book sections
Mar
31
answered Must one have a book cover designed before to publisher?
Mar
29
comment Is it acceptable practice to use contractions in a fictional first person narrative for children?
@LaurenIpsum, in spoken language children learn to say the contracted don't before they say do not. I was never aware of this convention with early reader books, but I suspect that it's in place more to avoid having to teach the apostrophe at that young age.
Mar
27
comment Is it acceptable practice to use contractions in a fictional first person narrative for children?
I'm curious: what made you think you shouldn't use contractions? The only writing styles which don't use contractions are extremely formal styles such as academic non-fiction. All fiction writing uses contractions extensively.
Feb
28
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