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Personally, if it's to be satirical, I'd forfeit all "may, might, could" etc. I'd go with Simple Present, then augment every single claim with "or not." In the year 3000 all religions are recognized as highly infective memetic diseases. Or not. All "infected/believers" are quarantined in closed "holy cities". Or not.
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